Friday, July 30, 2004

 
bacon + cheese + burger = the true meaning of LOVE



Janice posted this at 12:29 PM.

Thursday, July 29, 2004

 
i'm going to go against all my beliefs on what gets posted on this site and i'm going to write about penis.

thats right. cock. dick. bratwurst. (that's a sausage)

i have encountered what i deem the three important categories: ladies and gentlemen pay attention!

CATEGORY I: SMELL
if it smells like some sort of exotic cheese - i don't want it to come near me. i've discovered with some experience that this smell is not normal. so wash it. and i mean good and often. no one likes exotic cheese dick. no one.

CATEGORY II: SIZE
sorry gentlemen. size does matter. i'm not saying that if you are small you are going to be alone and useless. i'm just stating the fact that bigger is better. and there are two sub categories in Category II. So hope you are average in at least one of them.

Girth: girth is good. duh. pretty much if you are as skinny as a pencil - you better be pretty talented in other departments. even if you are only as long as my pinky (and i have midget hands) if you've got the girth at least you'll be noticed when you start at it.

Length: of course it matters how long you are. i mean sure if you are lacking you can manage with some tricky positions and such to get where you should be if you were at least average. and i hear there is such a thing as too long. but hey - it's nice when you don't have to try.

side note: guys - we will discuss how big you are the second we have the opportunity. so you can be pretty sure that at least one of your girls best friends know ALL about you... or at least have a pretty good clue ;) and that goes for your talents as well... or lack of them.

CATEGORY III: CUT OR UNCUT
the great debate. i've heard people who are afraid of the uncuts... personally i'm afraid of the cut. i don't have a clue what to do because parts are missing. it all boils down to experiences i guess. some are thrown off by extra skin... and i'm thrown off by lack of it. some people probably don't care either way. but i'll warn you that if you get a girl who's used to... or prefers... one state over another - it is going to somehow determine the quality of whatever you receive - for better or worse!





Janice posted this at 4:36 PM.

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

 
anticipation is the best part of life.

i can't wait!

but oh.... oh i can!

Janice posted this at 2:09 PM.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

 
confidence is definetly the sexiest thing a person can have.

Janice posted this at 3:06 PM.

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

 
so work is deadly.
i just can't seem to motivate myself here. i mean i know they will pay me basically no matter what i do while i sit here all day everyday. and the work is dry and boring and i just don't like most of what i have to do.
i hope my real-life job isn't this bad - if it is i'm becoming a full-time student.
the whole boy situation has been interesting this summer. i've been enjoying the single life - but i have a feeling with the hibernation that comes with winter i'll be wishing my situation was different. but that is then and this is now. so i'm living in the moment and enjoying myself... and doing things i'd never consider - like joining in a naked hot tub party. whodathunk?
home time now. thank god.

Janice posted this at 4:49 PM.

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