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The ramblings of a crazy, schmelly, cold heartless bitch.....

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Wednesday, August 21, 2002

 
so i cut my hair. and its different. i can tell you right now that most guys won't like it, but i'm not trying to impress boys right now anyways. i don't know if i like it or not. i probably won't once i try and make it look nice myself. hairdressers always make it look so easy. the front is long and the back is short, as two people have told me now it is a reverse mullet.... great. thats the exact look i was going for....

Janice posted this at 9:39 PM.


Tuesday, August 20, 2002

 
i want to be in london. i can't wait. i am so excited with packing and getting things ready and i just can't wait to actually be there and see everyone again and start a whole new year!
Janice posted this at 10:16 PM.


Monday, August 19, 2002

 
i just ate a grilled cheese sandwhich! YEAH!
Janice posted this at 8:19 PM.


Sunday, August 18, 2002

 
internet SUCKS.
Janice posted this at 12:36 AM.


Saturday, August 17, 2002

 
so i'm still alive, swollen, starting to bruise, craving solid food - although the kraft dinner slid down really well tonight. no chewing exactly yet, just swallowing macaroni noodles whole.
but all in all it went fine. and those pills WERE fun. it's funny how i was awake through the whole thing, but didn't really give a shit that i could see my blood all over the dr's gloves and hear them talking and stuff. but i still just didn't care. i also couldn't walk. hahaha... but it was great.
i think i shouldn't be too bad... definitely okay to drink myself silly by soph week. definitely
Janice posted this at 6:17 PM.


Thursday, August 15, 2002

 
so tomorrow i get the pleasant experience of intoxicating drugs that make me loopy and woozy and then they will numb my mouth and rip out four teeth. my wisdom teeth. now how the hell am i supposed to pass calculus?? they are going to tear the smartness right out of me. not like that would take much effort... because i'm pretty sure there isn't much there. oh well... and i'll drink away the rest of it first week back at school. HA hA! that'll be great. definetly looking forward to it. the binge drinking that is-not the wisdom teeth operation.
and my mother is pissing me off. she keeps getting mad because i make plans at the last minute and break/change/reorganize plans at the last minute. or at least i tell her at the last minute. she thinks this makes me inconsiderate and selfish.
so now i can add to my list of insults "cold heartless schmelly selfish bitch"
nice.....
don't i sound like someone you'd want to spend time with???

Janice posted this at 9:29 PM.


Tuesday, August 13, 2002

 
my horoscope (yesterday):

MONDAY, AUGUST 12

You can run but you can't hide from the fact that you are being invited to assess your life and your satisfaction quotient. If you aren't comfortable with yourself, where you reside or partners and loved ones, and if you aren't stimulated by your work, then attention must be paid while everyone is still young.


it just really fit.
Janice posted this at 9:51 PM.

 
i think the only reason i really like brocelli is because i put melted cheese whiz all over it. i had it tonight without cheese whiz, and it was still good. but definitely not as good. but cauliflower without cheese whiz is almost gag-worthy. i had the pleasure of that tonight as well...
Janice posted this at 9:33 PM.


Monday, August 12, 2002

 
so the convincing was worth it. i got to go to my first drive in movie... saw austin powers new movie (and i don't care if they used a lot of the same jokes... it was still brilliant and hilarious) and go to ikea for the first time and most importantly i got to do all this with my erick. =) it was great.
and i got a rug and the best damn cheese grater in the whole world for $10.

Janice posted this at 9:16 PM.


Friday, August 09, 2002

 
so somehow i was convinced to be crazy and go to mississauga tommorow morning and come back sunday. but i'm happy because now i get to visit with erick for my weekend... and do a super clean tomorrow morning for my parents... but it's all worth it. mississauga here i come!
Janice posted this at 10:40 PM.

 
i hate it when you really have to pee but you don't want to miss the ending of one of your favourite songs. hitting the pause button just wrecks the flow of it all. the flow of the song that is.....
Janice posted this at 7:53 PM.

 
so i've been sitting here on the internet, and been randomly going from blog page to blog page, reading about people's lives who i have no idea who they are or why i'm reading about them. but it's kind of interesting. looking from the outside in, and finding things in common with total strangers. people who you've never met, or talked to and probably never will. thats why i like blogging it can be for friends to read but also for strangers. maybe someone will find their way to my site, read and connect with something i say.
Janice posted this at 7:03 PM.


Thursday, August 08, 2002

 
has anyone out there ever watched the fantasia video where mickey mouse is the sorcerer's apprentice and he makes that spell and the broom starts dumping water and then he cuts it up with an axe and then all the little broom splinters become more brooms and they get out of control? well i want someone to put that spell on me and chop me up with an axe. because i think if i don't have more of me helping out with things i'm going to go out of control with just me. i need more of me's!
Janice posted this at 9:25 PM.


Wednesday, August 07, 2002

 
quotes:

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.

I should welcome flagellation by your ovoviviparous torso.

Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.

Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.

The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver.


Maybe you don't share the humour... I didn't at first... but it's an okay way to pass the time... check it out
Janice posted this at 8:54 PM.


Monday, August 05, 2002

 
well regardless of my fatness which i have obtained with a week of chocolate bars, chips and popcorn and numerous other wonderful things that i have been depriving myself of i had a fantastic week. i was at my cottage. the best place in the entire world. and i got to spend it with my family (which is questionable) and erick (which made the week what it was).
it was the best weather i could've asked for. hot and sunny and most days were fairly calm too... which i like, cause it's good for waterskiing. even though we don't have a boat big enough to pull me (no... the 9.5 horsepower tin rowing boat does not haul my ass out of the water). but its good for canoeing too. and erick and i did that. twice. which isn't that often. but i guess we were lazy. which we could be. because we could've done nothing if we wanted to (and frequently did do).
went to the beach, and to south bay for swimming adventures... erick played with his little projects... and i read. i love reading. i forget how much i miss it. i didn't get a lot in... i didn't even finish one novel... but i got enough in that i got a taste of it. and i miss it. i'm going to try and make time for reading for leisure at school. i know it won't happen. but i'd like it too.
the only bad part of the week was the massive thunderstorm one night. i thought i was going to die. and i hate storms. a lot. and i thought the whole cottage was going to blow over and all the windows cave in. my whole family was up and terrified. i thought erick was going to burst out laughing at us any minute. but it was a huge storm. and we do have a reason to be so scared with my mom getting hit in our own house once. but we all survived. and the power was back on by the next morning. so even though i had lack of sleep that night the week went on.
now i just have to get myself up for work tommorow. bah.
Janice posted this at 8:59 PM.

 
you know, i think i must not ever have anything interesting to say. my entire family ignores everything i say, i have been labelled as a nerd by more than one group of friends and i can count on one hand the number of people who ever come and read my blog page. meh. sorry to those 5 people who read my site with the hope that one day i will say something amazing/profound/funny because you are out of luck. you've reached the site of the most boring unexciting person on earth. but if anything at least i am predictable.
horay horah.
Janice posted this at 7:36 PM.

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