Thursday, January 31, 2002

 
SOooooooooooooooo excited... the last party nite before buckling down for exams. Going out with the hoochies to the Rideout/Slideout for some fun tonight. Hoochin' it up (but behaving myself...) and dancing and getting smashed!!! SHould be fun!
Janice posted this at 9:50 PM.

 
See what Care Bear you are.


Janice posted this at 12:35 AM.

 
I went shopping today with Ritz... bought TWO pairs of hoochie boots. WOO HOO!!!! I was un-cheap! It's a miracle! (ok.... I'm kind of lying it was a good bargin and I can't turn down a good deal!!!)
Once again though... a day without any work done. *sigh*
Janice posted this at 12:07 AM.

Tuesday, January 29, 2002

 
Why do something now that you can put off until later!?!

I'm screwed for next week.
Janice posted this at 9:53 PM.

Monday, January 28, 2002

 
My roommates all got back today (after abandoning me for the weekend) and I missed them so much!!!!! The room needed more moody bitches to keep me happy.
I would really like to get drunk right now... but with class at 8am that might be one of those "not-so-hot" ideas I get every once in a while.
I got a call from Primus (my phone company) friday night.... They want me to call them back. I'm thinking this might be because of the fact that I have only paid ONE phone bill all year... so that means I owe them for 4 months now.... at about $50 a month..... I'm thinking I owe them $200 (plus whatever interest charges I've racked up) Ooops. So hopefully they don't cut off my phone service. You'd think someone as cheap as I am would refuse to pay interest on phone bills.... especially since I have more than enough money in my bank account to pay them. But sometimes my lazyness overcomes my cheapness. This is one of those cases. I'm a bad bad girl. So spank me why don't cha!

Janice posted this at 12:19 AM.

Saturday, January 26, 2002

 
Sometimes I just admire people because they will be themselves around you.
Sometime I'm jealous of people because they can be so open to the world.
And sometimes I love who I am.
Janice posted this at 6:39 PM.

Thursday, January 24, 2002

 
Did you know that the volume of solid y=x^2 bounded between y=0 and x=1 and rotated around the x-axis is 3.14/5 cubic units?? Now... better question... did you care?? I didn't think so. I don't care either but for some reason I am learning this. I thought I would enlighten your lives with a little "general" engineering knowledge. For you engineers reading this I'm sorry that this torture had to be brought to your attention again. Good luck on the test tommorow. I hope you rape it. And if you don't rape it I just hope the test doesn't take advantage of your tender non-virginized asses!! (since I'm sure they've been raped before...)

I got subway coupons in the mail from Mommy Fay. I'm excited. Cheap subway is better subway. And yes Karen.... I am the biggest cheap ass in the world since subway is covered by my meal card in the first place. Eh... but that leaves more money on my meal card for yummy things like diarrhea on crusty rice (aka curried chicken). Right Rita and Naz?? Ha. Thats what I thought.

Janice posted this at 5:44 PM.

 
So last night I was brushing my teeth before bed. The bathroom door was mostly closed but not latched and all of a sudden I look in the mirror and Erick had his head in the door staring in the mirror at me. I have no idea how long he had been standing there but let me tell you it scared the shit out of me. After I was done with my toothbrush I put it back in my toothbrush container and back in the drawer. Erick runs in, grabs the toothbrush holder and holds it up asking me what the hell it is. The confusion only lasted a few seconds when I realized the *odd* shape of my dental hygene container. It looks like a big red dildo. So he ran around the hall with my toothbrush holder playing the "what do you think this is??" game. Even my innocent naive roommate Nazanin laughed and called it my dildo. Ryan across the hall just gave me a discusted look and asked "you actually put your toothbrush in THAT?" Thanks. Thanks a lot everybody. It is not my dildo. (If it was I wouldn't be keeping my toothbrush in it)

New topic. I awoke at a lovely 2:30 am to a fire alarm. Some idiot came to our floor and decided it would be fun to use a fire extinguisher which the smoke detectors picked up as smoke. It took me a good 15 minutes to realize the annoying noise was a fire alarm. I thought it was the alarm clock and it was time to get up. Even though the time on the clock made no sense I didn't seem to notice. I'm a pretty good fire marshall when I can't even recognize what the fire alarm sounds like. I ended up outside in my slippers which I am positive soaked up every puddle around the building. We didn't get back inside until 3:30. I hope whoever did that lovely prank gets shit on by an elephant TWICE!


Janice posted this at 10:42 AM.

Wednesday, January 23, 2002

 
I sometimes feel like screaming and pulling out all my hair..... and then feeding my hair to a llama because I wonder if they would eat it.
Janice posted this at 3:08 PM.

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